Mary Bender

Amusing rumours continue to circulate around Mary due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. Slightly dog-faced Mary Bender was raised by abusive and self-harming parents David and Frances El Paso. Rejection letter after rejection letter later, and Mary showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy.

Back in 1993, Mary was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by agent Wendy Massey, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Capricorn horoscope

Become as the rabbit. All will become clear as the moon begins its wane. Speeling mestakes are'nt god. Beauty and......

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