Mary Bolton

The handsome profile of Mary Bolton
The nutter that is Mary Bolton

Odd rumours about Mary Bolton suggest that she will soon turn to becoming an inexperienced secretary as an alternative career. Mary Bolton was conceived witless in Aylesbury Vale, to sibling parents Timothy and Earlene Bolton. Mary - with one eye permanently swollen - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.

In 1992, Mary was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by a agent Dan Chung, licking spittle off a series of road cones.


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