Mary Branch

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being an author. Slightly dog-faced Mary Branch was raised by beautifully coloured parents Ray and Kim Bristol.

Back in 2014, Mary was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by midget-agent Rolland Joyce, hustling orphans on street corners.

Mary, who was once a cat owner, now finds herself without much in the way of intelligence.

Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Mary is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Compact Discs are very shiny, but using them to attract seagulls in order to bludgeon them to death with your shoe......

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