The brute that is Mary Bright
Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a drunk college graduate. The wonderful Mary Bright was raised by idiotic parents Dewey and Krystal Washington.
On an auspicious day in 1957, Mary was first hired by a talent scout Brooklyn Calhoun, who was at the time really excited about her new shoes.
Mary is a true exemplification of the proverb: the sleepy fox catches no chickens. Mary - gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.
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