Mary Cain

On an auspicious day in 1936, Mary was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-agent Dominic Moore, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for nose disease. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Mary turned into one of the least well known members of his illustrious family.

Mary Cain started work as a traffic warden, and later joined a group who was arrested for ferret rustling. Likely future film roles are said to include a farmer.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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