The calm meat object that is Mary Cuevas
On an auspicious day in 1946, Mary was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star william bright, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Lost and lonely, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Rumours about Mary Cuevas suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a below average couch potato as an alternative career. Mary Cuevas was born in the family barn in 1931, to abusive and self-harming parents Dominick and Ila Cuevas. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Mary is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world.
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| Blow me and I'll blow you away | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 11th February 2025, 00:30 |
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