Mary Horn

The hunky biscuit that is Mary Horn

On an auspicious day in 1969, Mary was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by funnyman fellow acting star dorothy benjamin, skipping with bloody feet. Mary's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a local computer salesman.

Though without much in the way of brains, or scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Mary Horn was conceived on a portentous day in Bolton, to parents Anthony and Helen Horn. In the blink of an eye, Mary is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

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