Mary Kidd

Mary - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. Six times married and four times divorced, it seems that Mary has an ongoing love affair with love itself.

On new year's eve, 1953, Mary was discovered, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a agent Roberto Long, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. The history of Mary's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a talented fire fighter without a professional haircut.

The amazing Mary Kidd was born at 12:16am, in 1931, to abusive and self-harming parents Daniel and Colleen Kidd.

Currently starring in:

Show	Next showing
Does this spliff make me look cool?	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 13th March 2026, 22:30
Zap, kersplat	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on Skience Fiktion, on 8th November 2025, 02:00