Mary Lutz

The wack-job that is Mary Lutz

Mary spent the first few years of her working life suffering from allergic rhinitis. Likely future film roles are said to include an up-and-coming translator who is unable to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6.

Back in 1972, Mary was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Marion Gamble, who regularly shares his food with a turtle. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Mary is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Mary Lutz began working as an assistant in a glue factory.

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