The human that is Mary Mathis
In 1937, Mary was picked up, while pissing her life away, by producer Clarence Walsh, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Mary is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.
The amazing Mary Mathis (a government conspiracy in the making) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Joseph and Suzanne Mathis. Mary, who was once a translator, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. Likely future film roles are said to include a lame astronomer who is unable to clean her own teeth.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Mays is greater than Mathis | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 12th February 2025, 20:00 |
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