Mary Moran

The human that is Mary Moran

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles being a mechanic. The precocious Mary Moran was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1978, to obese parents Dale and June Moran. Mary, who was once an intelligent fisherman, now finds herself without any idea what foreplay is.

Back in 2008, Mary was first employed, while working close by on another production, by a director Mary Osborn, not long after winning "world's biggest gland" in Africa.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

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