Mary Moyer

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness. On an auspicious day in 2006, Mary was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by little known talent scout Robin Gillespie, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off someone else's comb.

Rat-faced Mary Moyer was raised by sibling parents Mark and Mary Lambeth. Mary - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds herself at the top of her game, if we can assume that the game is long over. Likely future film roles are said to include a pilot.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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