Mary Nixon

Mary Nixon was born at breakfast time in 1961, to grateful parents Mario and Amy Nixon. Though without much in the way of brains, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Unusual rumours about Mary Nixon suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a nurse as an alternative career.

In 1997, Mary was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the talent scout Melissa Skinner, eating her body weight in the dried remnants of food.

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