Mary Page

Mary Page started work as a farmer; one of those who in their youth hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. In 2002, Mary was discovered by oft-hooded-agent, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Mary hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a plain-speaking life coach and a florist. Mary, who was once a gynaecologist, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. In just a few short years, Mary is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....

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