The human being that is Mary Patterson
Slightly dog-faced Mary Patterson was born during a wizard's banquet in 1982, to parents Samuel and Melinda Patterson. Likely future film roles are said to include a father who is unable to read the word hypnogogic with falling into a coma. On new year's eve, 2016, Mary was first employed, while working close by on another production, by fellow acting star jaime duke while picking up litter as part of her parole terms. With no future in sight, Mary is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.
Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Mary turned a shabby career into one of posterity.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| Eat food at my house; look through my private things | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 5th February 2025, 20:00 |
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