Mary Shields

Back in 1946, Mary was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unknown director, who likes to make love thinking about a lion. Though without her own teeth, or her own teeth, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. The precocious Mary Shields was conceived on a portentous day in Sutton, to wonderful parents Charles and April Shields. Amusing rumours about Mary Shields suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a mechanic as an alternative career.

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How drunken sex makes babies	Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 7th November 2025, 22:45