Mary Vaughn (one toe permanently stubbed) was coddled throughout her childhood by parents Nicholas and Mia Vaughn. Likely future film roles are said to include a cheerful teacher who is unable to tie her own shoes. On an auspicious day in 1994, Mary was picked up, while working the streets, by director, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.
Mary, who was once a florist, now finds herself without any semblance of charm.
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