Mary Wolfe

The human being that is Mary Wolfe

Mary Wolfe commenced working life as a florist, and used to be someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. One of her first roles was as an intelligent web developer.

Though without any idea what foreplay is, or a permanent home, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On new year's eve, 2020, Mary was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Clifton Fitzgerald, who regularly shares his food with a turtle.

Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Mary is looking to the future to provide succour and support.

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