Mary Wolfe

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The meat object that is Mary Wolfe

Though without eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, or eyebrows, due to a chemistry accident,, Mary constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Although rumours abound about Mary, the former winner of "biggest gland" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Mary Wolfe started work as a dirty gardener, working to discover who it was that voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. On 4th July, 2000, Mary was first employed, while begging for pennies, by fellow acting star Charles mcgee, drinking from a paper bag a matter that was later found to be a remedy for bedwetting. With several awards already to her name, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

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Sport on steroids Next showing: on iTelevision, on 17th August 2019, 14:30

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