Mason Cooley

The thinnest brute that is Mason Cooley

Mason is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Likely future film roles are said to include a soldier who is unable to wash his own genitals. Four prongs short of a fork, Mason, one of sixteen equally famous siblings, has found himself one of the most sought after bodies in the country. On new year's eve, 1977, Mason was discovered by someone pretending to be a producer Ronald Lutz, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. The precocious Mason Cooley (gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by attractive parents Cory and Amy Cooley.

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