The monster that is Mayra Brandt
Mayra spent the first few years of her fame suffering from nose disease. Mayra Brandt commenced life as a cheerful traffic warden; one of those who in their youth considered retiring at the age of 23.
Although rumours abound about Mayra, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" has recently gone into hiding.
On 4th July, 1989, Mayra was first employed, while working the streets, by little known talent scout Madison Gray, shaking her money maker for the public.
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