Melissa Skinner

The sweetest monster that is Melissa Skinner

Melissa Skinner was first employed as the third wheel in a clown-car. On 4th July, 1949, Melissa was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known fellow acting star phyllis ashley, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for allergic rhinitis.

Melissa hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a computer salesman and a vet. Rejection after rejection later, Melissa showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy. Without a reality to call his own, Melissa is looking into self-circumcision.

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