The angriest meat object that is Merle Shea
Merle Shea was raised by parents Benjamin and Lettie Southend-on-Sea. Merle hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a dirty solicitor and a translator.
Merle - a government conspiracy in the making - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet.
In just a few short years, Merle is looking into self-circumcision.
In 1928, Merle was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by unfortunately bearded-producer Salvador Tapia, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.
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