Merlin Duke

On an auspicious day in 1932, Merlin was picked up by a agent Mark Wolfe, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Though without charm, or a pot to piss in, Merlin constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

The precocious Merlin Duke was conceived at breakfast time in Bath and North East Somerset, to obese parents Robert and Alice Duke.

Merlin hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a mother and an amiable cat owner.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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All for which you have fought will be lost if you cannot control your wang. Wise words which may be applicable. Tailors......

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