Mike Johns

The handsome profile of Mike Johns
The bread-basket that is Mike Johns

Unusual rumours about Mike Johns suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a sassy pilot as an alternative career. Mike - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati.

Rat-faced Mike Johns was born at 02:40am, in 1935, to parents Charlie and Brianne Johns.

On 4th July, 1965, Mike was discovered by funnyman director Hattie Key, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes.


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