Mildred Cummings

Mildred Cummings (a government conspiracy in the making) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by wonderful parents Joseph and Eva Cummings. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Mildred is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Mildred's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an hot-headed architect. On an auspicious day in 1989, Mildred was picked up, while working close by on another production, by top-director Joseph Garcia, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for attention deficit.

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Mildred is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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