Monte Calhoun

Monte Calhoun was born on a portentous day in 1924, to highly unattractive parents Calvin and Myrtle Calhoun. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Monte due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could convert oxygen into cows.

Back in 1946, Monte was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by fellow acting star guillermo schaefer, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time. Although four prongs short of a fork, Monte is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Monte, who was once a student, now finds himself without much in the way of intelligence.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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