Nancy Velasquez

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Nancy Velasquez began working as a florist, and used to be someone who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. One of her first roles was as a translator. Nancy - who can bleed from the nose on command - now finds herself at the top of her game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. In 1981, Nancy was discovered, while pissing her life away, by director, while holding down another job as an outspoken author.


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