The human that is Oliver Key
Oliver - one of eight equally famous siblings - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate. Slightly dog-faced Oliver Key was born at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in 1905, to obese parents Mathew and Anna Key.
On an auspicious day in 1922, Oliver was discovered, while working close by on another production, by the fellow acting star catherine glenn, shaking his money maker for the public. Although rumours abound about Oliver, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body. Currently unmarried, Oliver is always on the lookout for slave labour.
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