Patty Baldwin

The precocious Patty Baldwin was conceived in the family barn in Croydon, to parents Michael and Shelby Baldwin. On 4th July, 1980, Patty was uncovered by funnyman producer Sasha Hammond, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.

Patty spent the first few years of her life suffering from bedwetting.

Amusing rumours about Patty Baldwin suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a lecturer as an alternative career.

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