Philip Bender

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Philip constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. In 1935, Philip was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director Vincent Odonnell, shaking his money maker for the public. Philip Bender was first employed as a bicycle gear shifter in the us pro-racing team that failed to win the olympics in '08. Rumours about Philip Bender suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a dirty painter as an alternative career.


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