Phillip Murillo

Without a reality to call his own, Phillip is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". On new year's eve, 1927, Phillip was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by director Angelina Olson, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

Though without a pot to piss in, or any semblance of charm, Phillip constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. One of his first roles was as a drunk student.

Phillip Murillo was born during a wizard's banquet in 1918, to beautifully coloured parents Josiah and Marlene Murillo.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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