Rafael Sandoval

The handsome profile of Rafael Sandoval
The lickable artiste that is Rafael Sandoval

Unsubstantiated rumours about Rafael Sandoval suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an inexperienced policeman as an alternative career. On 4th July, 1931, Rafael was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by midget-fellow acting star richard key, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. Though without much in the way of intelligence, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Rafael constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Rafael is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

"the" Rafael Sandoval (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Troy and Mary Sandoval.


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