Richard Key

Richard - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. On an auspicious day in 1994, Richard was discovered, while begging for pennies, by funnyman producer, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Richard is always on the lookout for slave labour.

Odd rumours of future career possibilities as an above average lifeguard plague Richard, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Richard Key was raised by comely parents Larry and Alexis Memphis.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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