Richard Porter

The human that is Richard Porter

Wild rumours about Richard Porter suggest that he Will soon turn to becoming an above average dog owner as an alternative career. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Richard is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Richard Porter began working as a terrible optician; one of many who in their youth thought it fun to abuse people on social media.

In 2017, Richard was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known agent Jesus Haney, not long after winning "world's least washed genitals award" in London.

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