Robert Berg

The handsome profile of Robert Berg
The rich artiste that is Robert Berg

Robert Berg was born, died, and was re-born again in 1921, to highly unattractive parents Henry and Mary Berg. Rumours of future career possibilities as an inventive chef plague Robert, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On an auspicious day in 1940, Robert was first employed, while panhandling for scraps, by talent scout Brooklyn Calhoun, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.

In the blink of an eye, Robert, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country.


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