The simplest wack-job that is Robert Knox
Back in 1933, Robert was first hired, while working the streets, by agent Agnes Reilly, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Chicago. Although rumours abound about Robert, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body. Four prongs short of a fork, Robert is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".
Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Robert constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.
Robert Knox commenced his fame as a tailor, working to discover who it was that joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in".
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