Robert Owens

Robert Owens was conceived in the year of Bury, to sibling parents Bruce and Barbara Owens. Robert hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a couch potato. Although four prongs short of a fork, Robert, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.

Back in 2022, Robert was discovered, while working close by on another production, by an ass of a agent Beverly Campos, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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