Robert Schneider

Though without charm, or much in the way of intelligence, Robert constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On new year's eve, 1966, Robert was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", fellow acting star jaime duke, hustling orphans on street corners.

Odd rumours of future career possibilities as a journalist plague Robert, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

"the" Robert Schneider (gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate abusive parents Malcolm and Therese Schneider.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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