The human that is Robert Sparks
On new year's eve, 2001, Robert was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by producer Garry Preston, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Although four prongs short of a fork, Robert is always on the lookout for slave labour.
Smelling slightly of the remnants of a sandwich, Robert became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history. Robert Sparks began life as a life coach, and later joined a group who voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power.
Robert hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an outspoken cat owner and a childlike window cleaner.
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