Roger Haas

The handsome profile of Roger Haas
The simplest brain-box that is Roger Haas

In 1999, Roger was picked up by unknown agent Sharron Pruitt, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Roger Haas was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Sefton, to parents Silas and Dixie Haas.

Roger is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Roger due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. Untalented and broken, Roger turned into one of history's most prolific wankers.


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