Rufus Ewing

The lovely meat object that is Rufus Ewing

Rat-faced Rufus Ewing was born witless in 1969, to parents Charles and Iris Ewing. On new year's eve, 1996, Rufus was discovered by a talent scout Donald Cunningham, shaking his money maker for the public. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Rufus is looking for any way out of the current situation. Rufus - the result of many years' worth of lab experiments - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a lawyer plague Rufus, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

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