Russell Carney

On new year's eve, 1984, Russell was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by unknown agent Robin Gillespie, cajoling. Russell, who was once an excellent tailor, now finds himself without much in the way of intelligence.

Russell's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a father.

Russell Carney was raised by obese parents Craig and Angelique St Helens.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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