Ryan Downs

With one foot in the grave, Ryan is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". Although rumours abound about Ryan, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" recently declared himself unable to understand roman numerals.

On 4th July, 1951, Ryan was discovered, while pissing his life away, by little known talent scout Justin Burns, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Ryan, who was once a respected soldier, now finds himself without much in the way of brains.

The precocious Ryan Downs (with one eye permanently swollen ) was raised by parents Ricky and Margaret Downs.

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