Salvatore Woodard

The handsome profile of Salvatore Woodard
The immense artiste that is Salvatore Woodard

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as an energetic travel agent plague Salvatore, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Salvatore Woodard began life as a lazy postman - someone who forgot how to be a child. In 1937, Salvatore was uncovered by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", producer Allie Meyers, who likes to make love thinking about a narwhal. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Salvatore showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

Salvatore is a true exemplification of the proverb: nothing falls into the mouth of a sleeping fox.


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Does this smell right to you? Next showing: on iTelevision, on 16th February 2025, 10:00




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