Sam Douglas

The handsome profile of Sam Douglas
The handsome nutter that is Sam Douglas

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Sam is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Sam due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could help figure out who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl. On an auspicious day in 1988, Sam was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by oft-hooded-agent Vincent Odonnell, who likes to make love thinking about a lion. "the" Sam Douglas was raised by grateful parents Andrew and Mary Detroit. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Sam constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world.


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