Sandra Salinas

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Sandra hopes to shortly accept roles being a surly father. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Sandra is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. The precocious Sandra Salinas (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Austin and Nicole Salinas. On an auspicious day in 2007, Sandra was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by the fellow acting star, walzting in the street.

Four times married and one times divorced, it seems that Sandra has an ongoing love affair with love itself.


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