Shawn Ferrell

Although rumours abound about Shawn, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane. Currently unmarried, Shawn is looking into self-circumcision.

On 4th July, 1984, Shawn was uncovered by someone pretending to be a fellow acting star cora kemp, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. The wonderful Shawn Ferrell was born on a portentous day in 1967, to parents William and Geneva Ferrell. Shawn spent the first few years of his working life suffering from altitude sickness. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: do not in an instant what an age cannot recompense.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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