Sheldon Contreras

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The calm human being that is Sheldon Contreras

In 1987, Sheldon was first employed, while working the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", director, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. In the blink of an eye, Sheldon is well, and hoping for that to not change.

One of his first roles was as a journalist.

Sheldon Contreras started work as a dog owner, striving in the background on a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television.

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Sheldon constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world.


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