Stanley Dean

The biscuit that is Stanley Dean

Rumours about Stanley Dean suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a hairdresser as an alternative career. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Stanley discovered that talent was not as necessary as he'd been led to believe. Stanley is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident". In 1946, Stanley was picked up, while working close by on another production, by the talent scout Mary Knight, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Stanley Dean was born, died, and was re-born again in 1925, to abusive parents William and Larissa Dean.

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