Tara Zhang

The brain-box that is Tara Zhang

Tara Zhang began her career as a musical gardener; one of those who in their youth could count higher than their IQ would seemingly allow. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Tara is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.

Although rumours abound about Tara, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has recently gone into hiding.

Four prongs short of a fork, Tara is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Back in 1986, Tara was head-hunted, while working close by on another production, by funnyman talent scout, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

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